Hi, I'm John Waters and this is The creep
When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl, do the creep. Do the creep
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM do the creep. Do the Creep.
Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet.
It's real easy to do, and it's called The Creep
Let your hands flop around like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down and chicken your neck
Now pull your waist band up like you expectin' a flood
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud.
Trim up your pencil moustache, and pop them peepers
Bump this in your speakers you're a certified Creeper!
When you see a country peach layin' out at the beach, do the Creep. Do the Creep.
And when a fine P.Y.T. walks in front of your tree, do the Creep. Do the Creep.
I was six years old when I started Creepin'
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'
You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed
They knew I was a Creep since the day I was born
Came poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
Cause I came out clean, and I came out Creepin
When I was a girl I'd creep in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little Creep stalker room
As they disrobed I was oogling and ogling
Little did they know that for me they were modeling
And I would laugh (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
And they would dance (la la la la la la la la)
So pop your peepers and tweak out your sneakers
Don't sleep come on get your creep on with me
When you go and get to sweatin' off the bride at a weddin' do the Creep. Do the Creep
When you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake do the creep. Do the creep
When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body, do the creep. Do the creep.
So get your knees flexin' and your arms T-Rexin' and creep. Do the Creep
...and don't forget to smile